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Or you can be like these people, who saw Death charging at them a mile away and merrily cartwheeled out of their own mortality.

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He’s not even there. He
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Welcome to Russia, where your average driver’s first response to a vehicle slowing even a little bit is
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Watch as the driver’s instincts and reflexes completely fail him: He can’t do anything but stop directly in the path of the
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4. Ducking Vehicular Manslaughter . on Foot

It was
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He jukes right, fakes
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