Damnit,
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Screw you world. Screw you for making me pathetic enough to be here at eleven at night,
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So what exactly am I still doing here? There’s nothing else in there that I actually need. I don’t want to go in there and start instinctively buying shiny things,
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For that matter,
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No,
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I bet if a caveman saw me,
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When this is all said and done,
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I guess I could hope that not everyone in front of me gets the TV,
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This is disgusting. Just a bunch of people huddled up on the sidewalk,
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Fuck it,
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Yeah,
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Ok,
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I bet if I offer to give this guy a backrub,
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Unless he does. He might actually be in to it. Dammit. I’m not even very good at backrubs. We’d get halfway through,
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I’m definitely glad I brought my good jacket. It is stupid cold tonight. My penis has retracted so far inside my body,
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Man that would be an ugly baby,
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Look at that poor guy over there in the windbreaker. He’s going to die,
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If I ate a ton of asparagus and started peeing around here I bet I could cut this line in half. I bet that’s why they don’t sell asparagus at street carts. There’s probably a municipal bylaw. Some asparagus eating maniac ruined the 1954 Black Friday,
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Hmm. If I make friends with these guys around me,
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Or,
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That’d be a fun way to get on the news,
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Next year I’m going to come down early and put up a fake sign on the wrong side of the building. It’s going to say "Best Buy Black Friday Line Starts Here,
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I’ve heard things go insane once the doors open. Pushing,
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Lord,
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Wait,
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And yes,
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