The shoebill is basically like the missing link between a stork and a pterodactyl. They were only discovered as recently as 160 years ago,
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Before you ask,
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They stand at around 4 feet tall with a 9 inch bill and are generally found in the muddy swamplands of Eastern Africa,
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The shoebill kills like a professional,
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Notice how the front of his head is basically a sword,
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For a bird that feeds by swooping down on its prey and snatching it up,
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What they do have a lot of is tall grass and canopies,
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Slavemaker ants are literally ants that make slaves out of other ants. It’s that simple,
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Slavemaker scouts intentionally target the most well defended mound they can find (since they’ll probably have more eggs),
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Even the way they mate is badass: The queen fakes her own death,
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They’re good for raiding and stealing your children,
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Scorpions are opportunistic feeders who will tear apart and eat just about anything they can plunge their venomous barbs into. Also,
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