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Including more columns by me. Tough break,
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I was recently in a debate with a friend of mine about Ke$ha. My thoughts on Ke$ha are basically that she is a no talent skank who can’t sing,
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You can be a huge success and not be smart,
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Before the Internet,
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"OK,
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But even though technology has changed the ways we share comedy,
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Last month,
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It became one of my biggest tweets (mostly because I was lucky enough to have the lovely Patton Oswalt retweet it),
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The reason I’m sure joke steppers will remain part of 2013 is because it can happen to anyone even insufferably arrogant comedic geniuses like me. Sometimes our brains just don’t work. I stepped on one of Blaine Capatch’s jokes recently (you should also follow Blaine on Twitter) and have been shivering with uncontrolled douche chills for the last month since. Thank goodness it was offline and no one will ever know. Until I write about it. Hmm. Well,
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Last month,
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I wish that were true for everyone or at least for Mike Huckabee. On the same day as the shooting,
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Words like this are a far more damning statement for the future of humanity than the horrific sins of one crazed gunman. Everything about this statement is wrong,
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Aside from getting into the quagmire of the separation of church and state (and the constitutional scholars I’ll ignore in the comments who will claim that no such protection exists in either our Constitution or the interpretive Supreme Court jurisprudence),
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My point is not to beat up on Christianity,
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