How would you like to be able to turbocharge your memory at will? College would have been much better if we’d been able to spend every lecture at the local bar and just flip through the textbook before the exam. It’s possible, if you’re an octopus. Also possible if you’re an octopus: Playing four tiny violins at once.

The octopus is a notoriously sarcastic creature.

But it’s the memory thing we’re talking about here. Its closest mollusk relatives, for comparison, have around 20,000. So already they’re pretty remarkable, in that their memory works more like ours than a lobster’s.

They don’t
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"Note to self: Don’t trust humans."

Imagine being
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2. A Cat’s Short Term Memory Is 20 Times Longer Than YoursHave you ever walked into a room and realized you can’t remember what you were going to do there? Ever put
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As we touched on above, your memory and that of animals is divided into two
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In cats, it lasts at least 10 minutes.

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Hahaha, kitty, we have no idea what we’re supposed to be doing right now.

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His shoes are in the hall
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With a name like the Clark’s nutcracker, you know at least two things are true the bird cracks a lot of nuts, and some guy named Clark wanted to get in on that. But what
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The Clark’s nutcracker is able to accomplish this
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Thankfully they’re more fluffy and squishy, too,
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And if that’s not enough, the Clark’s nutcracker’s hippocampus, the part of the brain associated with spatial memory, continues to produce neurons into adulthood. So while
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