Hey, remember The Star Wars Holiday
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That’s all right, though. That’s what we’re here for.

If you look closely at the horror section of the video store, you may notice something odd: a cheesy The Texas
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The movie is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, which the studio buried to avoid pissing off a respected actor.

Originally known by the equally nonsensical
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The movie was supposed to be released in 1995,
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At this point, McConaughey was known for playing idealistic lawyers, not choking Jerry Maguire’s girlfriend.

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DiCaprio and Maguire claim they made the film as a favor to friend, but never actually intended it to be seen: they agreed to let it be shown in film festivals and stuff, presumably under
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Tobey still hasn’t stopped his maniacal laughter.

At this point Don’s Plum became a bit of a Hollywood
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Only, you know, with these guys instead. Turns out DiCaprio’s role consists of him sitting in a diner booth for 90 minutes, being a huge asshole:

The movie is a fairly typical black and white independent film with all the ’90s trademarks like nonlinear editing, a retro soundtrack and characters who seriously
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OK, definitely because of all
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For example, one 1937 cartoon, "Clean Pastures," is set in what appears to be an all black section of heaven called Pair O Dice (that’s the least offensive thing here). A black version of Saint Peter is worried because not enough black people are going to heaven,
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