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Another clue is the shoes. Distinctive wolven shoes.
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Not as she’s coming into or leaving the shot, it’s cut off like that for the entire 10 second shot or whatever. Most likely the maker of this ad is as good at scene composition as they are at CG. Or subtlety.
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