That would be Lady Gaga, without 6 pounds of fake eyelashes, cotton candy wigs, and hats made of stuffed lemurs stuck to her cranium. For reference, this is her after she’s all painted up:

Pretty sure there’s some spackle thrown in there for good measure.

And, again, without it she looks fine, like a person you’d run into behind the counter at Walgreens. If your brother was dating her, you wouldn’t be impressed or disgusted. She’s a normal person. Here’s one she tweeted from her own bathroom:

Duckface Myspace pose and all.

That is also what she looked like back when she was Stefani Germanotta, a musical prodigy who gained admission to an exclusive theater training program at New York University before quitting to form her own band, in which she wrote her own songs, sang, and played keyboard. Then at some point she had the revelation that she probably couldn’t become a
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But even stars who don’t wear thick layers of bullshit become different people when they make one minor change .

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Who the fuck is that? Are we really to believe that some dangling
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Yes, because those bangs are her thing.

It must be a lot of pressure to have a "thing." I mentioned in the previous edition of
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She was severely beaten by security for being on the red carpet. Even after producing ID.

It’d be like if, I don’t know, you were to see Charlie Chaplin without his trademark Hitler mustache and bowler hat .

I have a weakness for pictures of powerful people as children, hopefully doing something ridiculous. This one is just about perfect.

That there is President Barack Obama, living as a toddler in Hawaii with his mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, dressed in a shitty pirate costume. I guess
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When President Richard Nixon made the historic
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In order to answer the obvious questions this photo raises, Mental Floss tracked down its origins and figured out that Nixon was attending a Boys’ Club of America event in December of 1987 (see the logo behind him), and the studio behind RoboCop decided to do a tie in promotion with the charity, because what film could possibly send a better message to a bunch of troubled youths?

"Mr. Nixon, could
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So, they sent some random dude in a surprisingly shitty RoboCop costume, and probably confused the hell out of an ex president.

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That press release from the agent of a young bit player named Mark Hamill allegedly dates back to 1973 (the year that he apparently played two different minor characters in a long forgotten TV
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