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5. Fuckin’ With Foo’ballFirst Mistake: The World League of American Football

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Repeat Mistake: The XFLThe World League folded after the Earth came together and agreed that American football should stay exactly where and exactly what it is. Well,
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Repeat Mistake:Heat Vision and Jack

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