A simple yet gigantic lapse in logic somehow
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Example: A male friend and I were watching football the other day. He had come over to drink and complain about
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Now, I would never try to make the argument that Twilight, and its pale and pouty cast of emo kids, isn’t lame in several senses of the word. It definitely is lame. It’s poorly written, poorly acted, and over franchised. But I love it for my own host of girly reasons, the same way millions of women across the world do, the way many of us womenfolk love shoes, and clothes, and gossip magazines. We love them, you don’t care about them, and the world goes on like it should. These "girl things" that we love, we love for private little girly reasons that men should not even try to understand. You hear that, guys?? WE DON’T WANT YOU TO LIKE THESE THINGS. Our girly obsessions are ours, not yours, stay out, no boys allowed.

So you see, what bothers me about this male
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(In this complicated sports metaphor, "scoring points" means "scoring chicks".)

The next time you see a Twilight poster or hear the catchy, mind numbing beat of a Justin Bieber ditty, stop mid slur and weigh your two options.

OPTION A:
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hogan Hogan Olympia it out. It’s SO gay. Gay enough that most of the girls you know swear they love it and want to marry it. None of them say
hogan interactive scarpe uomo that about you, so that makes you not "gay" at all in comparison. Hate, hate, hate away! Tell everyone in earshot just how cool you are because you do not see the appeal in what so many women are drooling and screaming over. You are so far from understanding what drives girls crazy that not only do you not see it, you actively speak out about just how awful
hogan interactive outlet it is. Justin Bieber
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hogan 2013 scarpe donna and jump up and down with sexual excitement? Not you! That vampire can drop one liners that give him power over millions of vaginas, so it’s probably smarter to plug your ears than listen to him. With great power comes great amounts of pussy, and nobody wants that.

Wait! Hold on, you say? You DO like getting laid? You’d like a slice of that female attention pie
hogan scarpe uomo the Biebs and the Cullens are hogging? You can have some, it’s yours! You just have to man up and admit (only to yourself, don’t worry) that you mock it out of insecurity, and not because it’s actually so terrible or has caused you any real pain worse than any other bad movie you’ve seen over the years. That community college Psych class I took one summer is paying off here in my analysis of this overzealous male rage reaction: the reason you hate it so much is because on some level, you are jealous! Lots of guys can’t get girls to pay half as much attention to them as they do to whether or not Justin Bieber got a new haircut. On some very sad, lonely level, these haters are just jealous of these creepily manicured Hollywood sex symbols that their girlfriends lust after.

And to that I say, SO FUCKING WHAT? So you’re secretly pissed that Justin Bieber gets more play in one hour than you get in five years. So you wish your girlfriend would swoon over you the way she does at that Twilight dude whose face resembles a foot.

Congratulations, you’re jealous! But what to do about it? The way I see it, there are only two ways to deal with jealousy, and they have very different consequences. And you, my friend, by hating on the hero instead of learning from him,
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I’m not asking you to become a "Twi hard", or even learn what one is. You don’t have to put up a Justin Bieber poster in your room, or learn the names of the Twilight cast, or cover yourself in sparkly glitter body paint and brood around in a pea coat. But it seems to me that if you were smart, you would defeat the scourge that is Twilight not by opposition (which will never work, Team Edward is millions strong), but by using it to your advantage. How? By going with.

Odds are, you’ve sat through some bad movies in your time spent not getting laid. This is going to sound like an awful idea, but: give a few hours of your life to watching one of the Twilight movies. They’re not as dreadful as you’ve been imagining, some of them are actually quite violent and strange. Or if that idea is too extreme for your manly lifestyle, just IMDB some quotes and practice them, or check out a few clips on YouTube. The next time you encounter Twilight, turn to the nearest girl you’d like to see naked and drop the line. You can do it sarcastically, or even with a pained expression on your face that shows just how hard it was for you to do (judging from the acting style in Twilight, the pain will actually make it more believable).

Yes, it sounds stupid. It is cheesy and sounds way too obvious to actually work, which is why most men have not figured it out yet. But men say stupid things all the time to women in an effort to get in their pants, so how stupid, really, is dropping a line from a movie girls love? When you do, she will notice you. Even if she laughs in your face,
hogan interactive scarpe uomo you’ve made an impression. The point is, you’ve just related to her, on a level most men cannot, have not, and loudly protest that they will not. The same goes for any Bieber song, with bonus points if you drop
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Maybe you don’t want to casually quote Edward. That’s fine. Just wait silently until a few guys
hogan scarpe uomo around you have started bashing "Twilight", and quietly say to the girl who looks closest to tears, "I didn’t think it was that bad. They really love each other!"
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True Story: I’ve polled many of my hot female friends in the research I did for this article, and all of them agreed instantly that this would absolutely work. So go ahead, mock my advice and me if you want. If you need me, I’ll be going out to see the new Twilight flick with my girlfriends and listen to them complain about how Edward doesn’t exist.

2. The Just Been Dumped 180, or "Becoming the Bullet"

(This one is not exclusive to men. I am actually fairly confident that women are more often the ones guilty of this turn for the worst, since women are inherently whacky and prone to flying off the handle (whereas men are inherently slow on the uptake and prone to accidentally on purpose cause women to fly off the handle). Sure, the guy is nice, and somewhat entertaining, and maybe he can even make good conversation. But for some reason whether its that you just can’t see yourself in bed with him, or that he has conspicuous amounts of hair on the back of his hands, or that he reveals that he’s a dedicated Irish step dancer, whatever you just don’t
hogan interactive outlet see it working out in the long run.

So after an awkward goodnight kiss, or maybe even a second date if you were on the fence about him, you decide that the right thing to do is to politely
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What follows is an example from my own life. I’m summarizing, but I swear this is how it went down. I had been out on two casual dates
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Joe: Hey! I’ve been thinking about you a lot 🙂 When are you free next?

Me: Hey, Joe, I’m really sorry but I’ve given it some thought and I don’t really see this going anywhere. To be honest, I’m still going through some crap with someone else, and I don’t think it would be fair to you or to myself to try to pursue something right now. I don’t want to waste your
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Joe: That’s fine. Thanks for letting me know. Have a nice life.

Me: You too! Maybe our paths will cross down the road some time.

Joe: You’re making a huge fucking mistake, bitch. And joke’s on you, anyway, because I already met someone else, and I’m going to go out with her, so I’ve already moved on. You’re so stupid, I can’t believe you would walk away from this, wow.

And on and on and on like that until I recovered enough from my shock to send "shave your hands, thanks, bye", and that was that.

But, Whew!! It catches you off guard when someone who had acted totally sane and polite completely reverses their behavior to really let you have it after you cut them loose. It’s understandable that people get upset when rejected; I hear it’s a real bitch. But even if I did get dumped, I would not wish harm on the guy who let me down easy, or tell him I hope his life will be shitty. Why? 1) Because I’m a fundamentally balanced person not prone to overreaction and 2) because I do not want to BE THE BULLET.

The bullet. As in, "wow, I dodged a bullet on that one, man!" Think about this next
hogan Hogan Elective donna time someone breaks it off with you. Put yourself in their shoes: If you’re the dumper, and you break it off with someone because of poor timing, or because you just didn’t really feel a spark, you aren’t breaking it off with them to hurt or
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And if they take it like a man, for example, "I’m sorry you feel that way; I thought we had a good connection. I hope everything works out for you. Best of luck" or something, that’s great. The dumper doesn’t feel guilty, and when they reflect back on the dumpee in the time following the dumping, it will be fondly.
hogan scarpe uomo The dumper might even realize that they did make a mistake, and decide to try again and get the dumpee back! In which case, the dumpee comes out on top with the upper hand, even more so than they did in the first place by taking it like a man and moving on calmly.

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