Zombies are the best imaginary enemy because they let you indulge in psychotic fantasies while still pretending to be the good guy. You’re not a demented serial killer,
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The shotgun is a better anti zombie strategy than cremation. Whatever magic makes corpses immune to bullet holes gives up when those holes are a foot across,
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They’re the ultimate in crowd control as long as you remember to laugh maniacally and do air quotes for "control,
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Burning sucks for people because it uses up all the air (which zombies don’t need) and causes incredible pain (which zombies can’t feel). A real burning human body doesn’t melt away like an ambulatory enemy candle,
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Zombies are gooey so you need to keep applying external flame to keep them lit,
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There are more body parts flying around than a mannequin factory,
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You’re now a zombie because:Dead Alive zombification is passed on by fluid exchange so running around at ground zero of an infection slurpee fountain is problematic. Lionel bathes in so much blood vampires in other movies start to smell him,
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A weapon where enemies can get within headbutting range will have literal teething problems. Assuming that your zombies don’t know that they’re almost at the end of the movie,
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Anything named after Nikola Tesla has to kick electrical ass,
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The lightning extends around three meters,
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You’re now a zombie because:

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Electrocution kills humans because it overwrites their heartbeat and nervous system. Two things zombies aren’t known for. In fact,
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