I’ve wanted to write about stand up comedy ever since
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Me and my
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6. Picking the Wrong Material for the
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In my short time doing stand up, I’ve learned that every room has its own vibe. Older crowds, younger crowds, hipper crowds, dumber crowds. You’re not doing your job as
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This takes us to an open mic
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For example, here’s a picture of me
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But you can’t have that discussion on stage. On stage, people laugh or they don’t. And the people
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5. Don’t Turn on
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OK, I just blew my wad with what I’ve
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"And how did that go over?" I asked while handing Bread his Superman cape. (I should have mentioned earlier that Bread wears a cape while having sex with supermodels.)

"Yeah, it went over as well as a miscarriage," he
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"Oh?" I said, but I wasn’t really listening, because cocaine/candy/sex.

"Yeah, it was smooth sailing from then on."

The next morning, I thought
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4. Know How to Die

Even great comics occasionally fail on a stage. A joke is off, a word is wrong, the setup wasn’t
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Paul Schissler, who books
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And that brings us to the consummate professional, Andy
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