We try not to be celebrity obsessed here at Cracked; we don’t know whether Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still married, we don’t know which leading men are secretly gay and we have no idea why OJ doesn’t make hilarious spoof movies anymore.

But some prominent people have permanently changed the culture, and it’s worth understanding what made them tick. Especially when you consider the fact that (according to some theories) small, arbitrary events in their lives completely changed the world.

For those of you who only knew Michael Jackson as the washed up, deformed,
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Hey,
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Here he is at about , singing like an angel sent from Jesus above. , same tenor. And here he is at age 22 . his speaking voice is almost higher.

That’s . kind of weird,
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It’s like listening to a mouse and Barry White try to carry on a conversation. A few years later, while Michael was putting together his world changing Off the Wall album,
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Donny’s career also suffered from constant attacks by ivory poachers.

Well, one professor of vascular surgery thinks that Michael’s consistently high voice was the key to understanding everything about his adult career. (No word if it explains the spangly military uniform phase, though.)

It was all due to some medication he took.

The kind that’s been known to grow boobs on male patients.

When Michael Jackson was 12 years old,
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But the thing about cyproterone is that it is a synthetic anti male hormone a drug that knocks the man right out of you by blocking puberty itself. According to Dr. French House,
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Just think for a brief second what this would mean if it were true. All that Neverland nonsense and weird sleepover claptrap wasn’t about the gross stuff we all wish we never heard about it was about a literal little kid living in a (kinda) grownup body. And the really weird stuff,
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Or convince him to become your living clone,
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4. Kurt Cobain’s Left Handed Guitar Killed Him

As the poster child of the "Musicians Who Died at 27" Club (I Love the ’90s Edition), you’re probably already familiar with Kurt Cobain’s life and legacy: He was a depressed heroin addicted guitarist who committed suicide before he could defeat his own demons. Not that anyone was surprised; as a prototypical self destructive rock star type,
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A human life is more complicated than that. And some biographers have speculated that it was one small, seemingly inconsequential decision that led Kurt Cobain down the road to heroin addiction and death. One decision,
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And no, we’re not talking about the sweater OR Courtney Love.

Once Cobain’s heroin habit was in full swing, he went on record blaming a mysterious stomach ailment for his addiction (heroin is one hell of a pain killer). He described it in an interview as one of the that influenced his music. How bad was it? Approximately this bad .

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Which is saying a lot when your career can produce brilliant moments like this.

In 1993,
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But let’s go back a little further. Years before the burden of back and stomach pain drove Mr. Love to opiates, he took up the guitar. Like,
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