Have you ever woken up with the lingering remnant of a once forgotten memory? Usually it’s a repressed trauma, like an alien abduction or the knowledge that your middle name is Gaylord. In other words, they’re memories that require years of therapy to forget again. One day this repressed memory phenomenon happened to me. Only instead of waking up with the memory of tattooing happy and sad theater masks to my inner thighs, I suddenly remembered that I used to be a bully. A flood of childhood incidents came back to me, each more awful than the last, all of them changing my entire view of myself.

The effect was devastating. So devastating that I immediately purged all of my guilt into a mocha fueled confession session on my Twitter account,
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846, the guilt of being a bully will haunt me forever. And also my ears will turn to frogs by midnight tonight. So I’m turning my shame into wisdom for all of you.

5. Bullying Is a Symptom of Bigger,
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The Wizard of Oz is the most ‘chick flick’ movie ever, you might chalk up a little dirty graffiti as innocent childhood shenanigans. But you don’t know me and my weird thing with swear words. I don’t say them. If you go back and look at the dozens of articles I’ve written for Cracked,
http://editions-caruhel.com/imtemp/go69zj45.html, you’ll only find a handful of cuss words. My teacher was a harda$$. She said I couldn’t tie my jacket around my waist, that I had to tie it over my shoulders like some kind of baby WASP. She said I pronounced "aunt" wrong. (I didn’t I pronounced it like white people say it.) She made me sit by her desk at all times. Oh, and I was flunking out of second grade. I can look back now, as an adult and a mom and a former teacher,
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Terrible. I’m cringing at the memory as I write this. But shame on Mrs. Dummy for giving a showoff bad girl a great setup for physical comedy at the expense of a bullied barely fat kid. Because this interaction the walk that I made to the poor classmate took about 10 freaking minutes to happen. Mrs. Uglybutt gave up on waiting and kept teaching class about cursive or whatever as I made micro steps across the room. The whole class watched,
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When I finally got to this poor,
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So if you’re a parent and your kid is getting picked on,
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4. Bullying Is an Evolutionary StrategyWe’re all born bullies. Reaching up for teats that don’t belong to us,
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Fashions of the 1950s, demanding attention at all hours of the night. Empathy and suckling avoidance are drilled into us over our toddler years, but some kids take longer than others to pick up on appropriate human interactions. By the time I hit third grade, I wasn’t just mean, I had it in my head that I was a little tough girl who needed to pre emptively strike everyone within my radius. You would,
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I think I modeled my whole personality on Jodie Foster’s Disney years persona,
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There are so many things to explain here. Like that the other girl had an Amish look about her because of her religion. Long hair,
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Over the course of one school year, I evolved from lashing out to actively picking fights with kids. I wasn’t the best Kristi,
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What do you do when the object of your obsession rejects you? Or when you push his girlfriend onto the ground at the playground and no one even cares,
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That kid’s mother was probably also special needs,
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Anyone who’s actually been in a fistfight knows that probably isn’t true. I didn’t know that. But I sure did tell neighborhood kids that the best fist has a knuckle sticking out. I was like a little guy in a prison pretending to have STDs so the big guys would leave him alone. But then totally doing pinch fights with the other little guys so they’d stay in their place. Survival of the fittest,
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3. Chris Brown Is Mentally UnwellLet’s be very clear here. Physically beating someone up to the point where they’re beat up at all is not bullying,
http://lawsharp.user.d-jet.com/imtemp/yo52dy96.html, it’s being a crazy person. Pushing fragile teens so far that they’re driven to suicide isn’t bullying,
Kanye West, it’s being a sociopath. And we can use the word "cyberbullying" all we want,
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6689, you might be a "cyberpsychopath." I could make a horrible "you might be a redneck" themed joke out of that statement but I don’t think anyone would laugh because those aren’t funny. But don’t confuse snark with unrepentant abuse the kind that memorializes your crime with a neck tattoo. There’s a difference between weird passive aggressive behavior .

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