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Commuting in China is a perpetual game of chicken,
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That bicyclist is,
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He’s not even there. He barely ducked out of being the finger cuffs in a car/bike gangbang,
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It was a beautiful day in Russia: Everything was track suits and sunglasses as far as the eye could see. And then,
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He jukes right,
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